…or, How To Get Your Kids To Stop Opening Your Packages.
But the former title made you click, didn’t it?
I feel obliged to share a text conversation that took place between my 11 year old son and myself. You see, whenever I get a package in the mail, my kids all run to ask if they can open it.
Today Julien stayed home while I went to the grocery store, so when this package arrived, his curiosity got the better of him, so he texted me.
Julien: You got a package in the mail, can I open it? From FedEx ground.
Julien: Was that a yes or a no?
(What a smartypants. Sounds like his Mother.)
Me: What is it?
I’m pretty sure this is a “YIKES” face in all cultures.
That’ll learn ‘em.