Fun With Stats

Every once in awhile, I like to look through my stats to se how new people are finding the site. These often turn up pretty predictable results, but occasionally the keywords are totally hilarious. Here are a few I plucked out for your viewing pleasure, for December.

free moms

(why, are they stuck somewhere?)

www old and faat

(thanks a lot!)

sexy natural moms

(now that’s more like it)

caffeine free coffee

(i know this one, wait a sec, it’s on the tip of my tongue…..
decaf!)

velcro cloth diapers on planet earth

(yeah, cuz I had a reeeally hard time getting some when I went to Mars last time too)

can a punch give you arthritis

(???)

blogs on making your home more efficiant

(first, search for blogs on learning how to spell)

moms old fat/old fat mom/www.fat woman to talk to .com

(you guys are so mean)

kefir yogurt comes from what beast

(the bovine kind)

apple cider vinegar moms

(NOT to be confused with the white vinegar moms.)

suddenly defiant 4 year old/son suddenly defiant age 7

(heh. my kids are WAY ahead of yours, developmentally speaking. they start defiance at 18 months! you really need to have that late defiance checked into.)

taming breast milk

(call the breastmilk whisperer to tame that breastmilk!)

kids band in a box

(quick, let them out before they suffocate)

laryngitis podcast

(Oh sure, I get laryngitis ONE time and you never let me live it down. sheesh!)

shaving moms

(yes, I’m not THAT crunchy.)

skin tea

(now I’ve heard of green tea, white tea, black tea, and red tea – and I’ve heard of a skin storm, but never skin tea. not sure I wanna know either.)

new jammies footsie

(to keep your wittle bitty tootsies warm)

how to make your 2 year old behave

(easy, wait until they’re 3)

everyone says i am too picky

(is everyone right?)

ecos laundry soap does not work

(too late for the internets to help you with that now.)

extreme baby strollers

(in case your baby gets on extreme makeover?)

natural alternative to killing germs

(easy – let the little buggars live!)

when is it ok to bring your children to your girlfriends for sleepover

(hint: when you get a really cool friend)

breastfeeding support for father

(cause those sore, hairy nipples are hard on a guy! lo!)

dishwashing moms wearing gloves

(i’ve heard of some out there fetishes, but this one takes the cake)

craft headers

(kinda like metalheads, skinheads and deadheads, only for the crafting crowd)

Now, your turn. Tell us about some of your wacky stats and link to your post in the comments.