Fun With Stats

February 17, 2008

Time for crazy stat fun! Here are some of the funny and strange phrases people entered into search engines to find little ole me.

normal 3 year old behavior (to sum up: energetic, sassy, adorable, needs help wiping)
nourishing traditions menu mailer (ooh, that is a great idea!)
bedtime spanking
nude swedish women (that dude was sorely disappointed no doubt!)
women are weak (no they’re not)
the flying biscuit (one of my favorite local restaurants)
family cloth (yes folks, I have crossed the Rubicon)
bysty moms natural (this dude can’t even spell!)
upskirt pilar montenegro (what?)
mom and sleeping meds (try exercise, early morning sunlight and journaling first)
modeling for ten year olds (uh… don’t.)
eco friendly baby shower invitations (email, recycled/recyclable paper, a phone call, evites)
potty train in the nude (seems a lot more effective than potty training with pants on. lol!)
free pilates (why, is he incarcerated?)
when ok to breastfeed after vicodin use (consult Medications and Mothers Milk on this one)
several more swedish moms keywords – wassup widdat?
ingredients in grape bubblicious gum